My Life Is Awesome

My name is Brum and Your life may be Fucked, but mine is Awesome, if yours is awesome too lemme know

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May 20

I rear-ended a car this morning and slowly the other driver got out of his car…. He was a dwarf. He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ”I AM NOT HAPPY!!!” So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?” MLIA. - BRI